In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
if death shall steal my soul
by simply kissing me upon the lips
and if death shall take the life out of my eyes
by the time the morning comes
do not cry or remorse the years that were stolen
or in the ones that were wasted in sadness and pain
but rejoice in the moments that I smiled
and in the ones that I laughed.
Do not shed tears for that is not what I wish.
Do not remorse in my death but rejoice in my life.
if you insult me ill just agree with you probably
omfgd
that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable
the way someone drowning
remembers the air.
— Tim Seibles (via neuance)
it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop. unless ur my internet you better quicken up the pace u disgusting piece of shit
